Is it True?

"Of course I alternate the answers so sometimes it really is all true or sometimes I'll do other patterns. Thus far none of my students have noticed."

Just Enough

One of my practicum supervisors told me that you know you've given enough homework when the students start complaining. It surprises my students sometimes as usually the homework in other classes gets piled on if they complain.

Teacher Hypocrisy

 
So we're always told at Pro-Ds that we shouldn't be teaching kids to use the tools of yesterday and instead teach them to use the tools of the future. Yet at all the schools I've been to, most teachers and admin do everything they can to get rid of the tools the students will be using once they are out there.

Asexual Reproduction part 5

Brings a whole new meaning to family tree.

The Stair Master

Marking would be so much easier if teachers could mark this way. Thankfully (for the students, lol) we don't.

Asexual Reproduction part 4

When the students find out spores are floating around all the time they get really freaked out.