Teacher Hypocrisy

 
So we're always told at Pro-Ds that we shouldn't be teaching kids to use the tools of yesterday and instead teach them to use the tools of the future. Yet at all the schools I've been to, most teachers and admin do everything they can to get rid of the tools the students will be using once they are out there.

The Stair Master

Marking would be so much easier if teachers could mark this way. Thankfully (for the students, lol) we don't.

I'm teaching what?!

The teaching assignments that teachers get early on are really bizzare but sometimes you just take what you can get.

Call in the big guns

A lot of students were upset I wouldn't be teaching Physics next year because of the layoffs, seniority issues and so on.  So they came up with some ingenius ways of persuading the superintendant to keep me on staff.

Seniority's a bitch (sometimes)

Seniority is a good thing or a bad thing depending on which side you're on.